yeees
majesty:

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via pizza)

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cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

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googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

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I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

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theheaviestplace:

Fuck